1.) If yer azz needed to feed a starving village how many people could it save? it might give a dog a bone my azz is a damn village a small child a large family for days
2.) How many times do you need to hop to get yer jeans on? who needs to hop? i broke through my damn room floor before takes a few wiggles i can't even fit in jeans
3.) If your azz had one wish what would it be? stop flossing my damn crack with those thongs i wish asian guys would stop running away from me screaming wash me more then once a week stop letting dudes from the club punish me
4.) Most common thing i hear said about my booty? DAAAAAMNNNNN from a black guy where is it? where going to need another seat over here DAAAAAMNNNNN from a white dude
